Jokes
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Centipede to physician: "Doc, when my feet hurt, I hurt all over."
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Centipede to pal: "I just hate it when I start the day off on the wrong foot."
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Why did the mother snake buy tennis
shoes for her little snake? Because the doctor said he'd grown two feet!
Submitted by Bill Wightman
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Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jay Walkers
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Mom: Evan, you've got your boots on the wrong feet.
Evan: But mom, these are the only feet I have!
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